every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
There was one commercial where they listed death as a side effect, and then said when any of these effects occur call 1800-BLAH BLAH.
How you call if you are already dead, they did not say.
I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college
What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen